Weird things men say in bed

Sex is not what we see in adult films or read in romance novels, It is never perfect. But it gets funny or weird when there are awkward moments amid the action. Here are 6 things men said that made things weird in the bed. Has this happened to you too? Scroll down and let us know.

1.Yelling in the end

No we are not talking about the climax yelling that normally people do when they reach that point. There are some men who yell “I am the man”, “Han Solo”, “I did it” kind of phrases at the end. Agreed that it may feel like an achievement for some but yelling it out loud can be weird, and funny.

2.Can you imagine someone else?

Yes, you read that right! This has happened during sex for some women. Just when they had begun and when she was taking a long time to climax, or they were not feeling wet enough, they have been asked to shut their eyes and “imagine someone who does it better!”

3.Talking about work in the middle of sex

Imagine being in the middle of sex, half way there, reaching a climax and suddenly the man talks about his office issues out loud! Yes! Men often are so overworked and focused on their professional lives that even during sex they are thinking of something else or their mind wanders off and they unknowingly say it out loud.

4.Funny noises

Beatboxing, making funny noises from their mouth is very common during sex. Men often do what they must have imagined sex would be as teenagers and when the time comes, they go back to that time mentally and inact what they had in mind.

5.‘I love you’ at the wrong time

Confessing your love is great but saying something like “I love you” amid sex and at the wrong stage in your relationship is the best recipe for disaster and some men do ruin it all!

6.Naming the presidents

In a weird case indeed, one man started naming the presidents in the reverse order just when he was about to come!