The art of girlfriend stealing

Here we go again, on this exciting voyage of being the player and the best man to have existed on the face of this Earth. Casanova is history. So let’s hit first base here.

You like a girl. And cupid’s struck the wrong butt… again. And you’re left in the dark. She’s with another guy.

Alright, life can be a bit harsh at times. So will you stop with your whining already?!

For crying out loud, there’s a way to have her. Thankfully.

Once you’re done blowing your nose and sticking the snot under the couch, let’s get to the deep, dark world of girlfriend stealing and how to get a girl with a boyfriend.

Knowing how to get a girl who has a boyfriend is an art, not some club swinging clumsy hit-and-miss techniques used by the lesser mortals. So sharpen your mind, and play it smooth, lover boy. 

The real secret – How to get a girl with a boyfriend

Shut the doors, and keep everyone out. This lost art is the final nail on any boyfriend’s coffin. Have you ever come across any guy who could always get any girl he wanted, even if she’s been going out with another guy since the last millennium?

It doesn’t matter if you’re a dodo who hasn’t noticed that yet, or if you’ve got so few friends that you don’t have one smooth talker around you, because in just a few minutes you’re going to be able to hold that coveted title in your very own hands.

This is unlike me, helping a guy shatter another guy’s heart, but I’ve been hounded by guys who’ve wanted to know how to get a girl with a boyfriend, because they’re just so madly in love with them. It may have been the hardest thing on planet earth but with these little pointers, stealing girlfriends could just turn out to be as easy as stealing coins from a genuine blind beggar!

So cheer up, lift your chin out of the dirt and keep your eyes peeled if you want that special girl.

And if you’re a man who’s going out with a girl already, don’t hate the player, buddy, hate the game! 

Get a girl who has a boyfriend – Playing the signs

If you want a girl who already has a boyfriend to like you, you need to let her know the truth, that you are crazy about her, and want her to be your girlfriend. So don’t hide in the corner and sulk like a four year old. Be out there in the open and follow these signs.

Drawing first blood

You may have been trying to charm the pants off a hot girl, but then, by some unfortunate incident, you may have found out that she’s actually going out with some other guy.

Unfortunate, but hey, it’s cool. At least now you know she’s got a guy. Yeah, so that calls for another new maneuver. The cooler, happier one. Let me tell you a little secret. Getting a girl is hot, but stealing a girl is effing ecstasy, beabey! Whoo!

She knows you know she has a boyfriend

Does she? Does she know that you know she has a boyfriend? If not, make sure she does. You don’t want to hit on a girl who is confused thinking you’re trying to hit on her, because you don’t know she’s seeing someone already. Make it very clear and obvious that you know she has a boyfriend.

Why hide behind the bushes, dude, if it’s a gun that’s pointed at you, it will definitely pass through. So stand up, face it like a man. And flirt. Talk about her guy too. Let her know that he’s no threat to you. Ask her how he is, while you’re flirting outrageously. Accept the fact that she’s going out, that will make things a lot calmer and fun for you. After all, you’re trying to get a girl with a boyfriend, and hey, you are trying to steal her! 

“Gosh, I want to go out with you!”

Never stop your flirting, okay? It’s alright to ease back once in a while, but you have got to let her know that you want her (even though you’re not jumping on her right there).

Ask her. I mean it, smile wide and ask her if there’s any chance she might be able to break up with her guy, because you’re madly, psychopathically in love with her! Tell her you want to go out with her!

But don’t wait for answers. Ever. Ever!!

Waiting for an answer would make things uncomfortable. Switch the topic to an entirely new bit within a second each time you pop the magical “I want to go out with you”. That would keep her smiling and blushing, with no hint of being uncomfortable. And you know what, she’s going to think about it after you say bye! Now, we’re talking, aren’t we? You’re going to make her think about you after you’re gone. *wink!*

Flirt like there’s no tomorrow

Do you know how to flirt? If you don’t, learn. 

That’s the only way to get a girl with a boyfriend. If she’s walking to the coffee machine, and you happen to “just bump in”, smile. Show as many teeth as you possibly can, without looking like an idiot. Be enthusiastic and fun.

Let your happiness illuminate her world and her heart, and everything around it. Let her know you’re a happy guy. And charm her, boy. Compliment her good looks, how she makes your day worthwhile all the time. Tell her your day doesn’t actually start until you see her pretty face. Tell her you’re going to miss her on Friday, after work.

But all this with a smile. Two lines of advice. Don’t do this when her guy is around. If it’s creeping her out, lay back and ease up.

Make dates… and break ‘em

Keep asking her out, but let her know you’re not seriously asking her out. All the time. New movie? Bumped into her in the hallway? Ask her out. 

“Hey, you know what? I’ve already booked two tickets for that mushy movie that’s out next Friday. You and me, okay? Can you lie to your guy that you have to be with a sick friend and go out with me? Come on… Friday night, okay…!” Or a new restaurant. It doesn’t matter which place, just ask her out all the time, and always just before you’re going to walk out.

It makes her wonder if there’s actually a date on, or not. But you know what? Don’t remind her again. She may actually hesitate to go out with you if you ask, so instead, let her wish she could have gone out with you! If you want to get a girl with a boyfriend, you have to make her want you without ever telling her the truth. We know Girls play hard to get  , so don’t give her that chance! 

That one serious talk

All work and no play makes Jack a dodo. But all fun and no seriousness can make you a clown. So brace yourself to propose. But don’t do it the typical way. After one of those happy conversations with her, just before you walk out, say something along the lines of “You know what, I feel so happy when I talk to you or when I’m around you. You’re like the highpoint of my day! You know, I think I really like you. I wish you weren’t going out with that guy, I would have been on my knees by now!”

Smile after that. And make a dash after a wiseass goodbye. Let her know that you’re not just flirting for fun, but you do mean business. You can write those lines down. I’ve used it many times, and it’s worked every single time!